More Ineffective Gift Ideas for Matt Damon

Because, let's be honest, the first 2 ideas didn't quite cut it.

1. A gift certificate for a series of 10 consecutive viewings of "The Room" at a local cinema

This gift is perfect for the Matt Damon who needs to be reminded what not to do.

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2. A personalized "World's Okayest Dad" mug

This gift is perfect for the Matt Damon who's already got a collection of "World's Best Dad" mugs, but needs something a bit more...meh.

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