Matt Damon's Commitment Phobia: A Celeb-Brained Problem

It's no secret that Matt Damon has been dodging love and relationships like a Hollywood paparazzi on his tail. But have you ever wondered why? Our team of expert celeb-therapists say it's time to face the facts: Matt's got commitment phobia.

According to Dr. Emma Thompson, renowned celeb-therapist, "Matt's fear of commitment stems from his traumatic experiences with a string of high-maintenance exes, including a particularly pesky supermodel who insisted on being fed organic quinoa and sipping artisanal lattes on the go."

But that's not all, folks! Our team of expert celeb-therapists have also discovered that Matt's phobia may be linked to his childhood trauma of having to share his toys with his sister, Alex, during family game nights.

Don't believe us? Click here to learn more about it started when he was 6 and how it's been holding him back ever since.

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