Why Not Cancel, Celebrities!!!

We've all been there. A celeb with a bad case of "I'm-Too-Big-For-This" syndrome decides to cancel plans, only to find themselves stuck on a deserted island with nothing but a water bottle for company. Or maybe they just got a little too comfortable with their entourage and now they need a reminder that, no matter how A-list they are, they still have to deal with human drama.

So, we're here to help. Our celebrity matchmakers have put together a list of why celebrities who've been cancelled might not be as special as we thought.

Need help cancelling your own celebrity-sized ego?

Or perhaps you just want to survive on that deserted island with a water bottle for company?

We'll get you back in the game, even if that means faking your own death and starting anew.

Contact us, and let's get this party started... again.