It's a little-known fact that Phil Kelly, renowned celebrity chef and self-proclaimed "King of the Kitchen," had a bit of a rough patch in his life. It started when he got banned from every coffee shop in the city after attempting to "improve" their menu with his own special brand of culinary expertise.
"I was just trying to help, folks," Phil said in a statement to the press. "I mean, who needs a simple cappuccino when you can have a 'Phil's Special Blend' cappuccino with a dash of paprika and a pinch of regret? It's a game-changer, trust me."
Needless to say, the coffee shop owners were not amused. And neither were the patrons, who were treated to a side of burnt coffee beans and a healthy dose of Phil Kelly's signature brand of ego.