Celebrity Surgeons Inc. is a group of highly-trained, highly-unorthodox medical practitioners who specialize in fixing the most bizarre injuries sustained by the rich and famous.
Our team includes:
- Dr. Hector the Hand, our team leader and master of the "I-can-fix-it-if-I-have-to-cut-it-out" approach.
- Dr. Sawbones, our expert on all things sharp and pointy.
- Dr. Glitterhands, our go-to for all things sparkly and delicate.
We've fixed the broken, re-wired the fried, and stitched up the shot (pun intended). Our motto? "If it's broke, we fix it. If it's broke in a weird way, we make it worse first."
Don't believe us? Check out our testimonials page for some of our most... interesting cases.