Celebrity Surgeries: Ego Reconstruction
Welcome to our exclusive Ego Reconstruction services. We specialize in surgically enhancing the self-esteem of celebrities who have lost their way. Our team of expert surgeons will work tirelessly to ensure you look and feel like a million bucks.
- Facial Rejuvenation: We'll give you a face that's so tight, it'll stop a clock.
- Botox for Bragging Rights: We'll inject you with enough filler to make you the center of attention, anywhere, anytime.
- Liposuction for Selfies: We'll sculpt your lips into a work of art that'll make your Instagram followers go wild.
- Cosmetic Contact Lenses for Confidence: We'll give you eyes that'll see right through your critics.
Our Services
Call us now to schedule your appointment and start reconstructing that ego of yours!
(1-800-RECONSTRUCT)