Doctor Mike's Face Transplant Service

Expert in Extreme Makeovers

Get ready to trade in your boring, ordinary face for a brand-new, Instagrammable one!

Choose from a variety of exotic options, including:

• Chimpanzee Face
• Dragon's Breath
• Unicorn Horns
• Cthulhu's Tentacle

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Side Effects May Include:

• Uncontrollable rage
• Unrelenting sadness
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

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Special Promotion!

Use the code "FACE10" at checkout to receive 10% off your first transplant!

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