Robin Wilson-Ray's Aftercare Guide

Warning: Do not attempt to follow these tips without proper medical supervision.

Step 1: Deny, Deny, Deny (But Also Sort Of Acknowledge)

When your celebrity surgeon tells you that your ego is a tumor that needs to be removed, just nod along while secretly planning a way to sneak into their OR and perform the removal yourself.

But seriously, have some sort of conversation, like:

"Uh, yeah, sure, I'll, uh, get right on that."

Step 2: Fake It Till You Make It

Start pretending that you're taking the recommended 6 months off to "recharge" and "rediscover your inner child" while secretly Googling "How to make a decent facelift on YouTube".

When asked about your "recovery plan", just say "Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be, uh, volunteering at a local animal shelter... and also, uh, practicing mindfulness."

Step 3: The Real Recovery

Disclaimer: The above advice is completely fictional and not intended to be taken as actual medical advice. Do not try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter.