Consulting Fees:
| Service | Price |
|---|---|
| Facial Rejuvenation Package | $1,000,000.00 |
| Earlobe Augmentation | $50,000.00 |
| Botox for Baecones | $20,000.00 |
Disclaimer: Prices subject to change based on celebrity status and level of desperation.
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