THE TALE OF CHARLIE SHEEN, THE MECHANICAL ENGINEER

In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, Charlie Sheen took a detour from his acting career to become a Mechanical Engineer.

Armed with a Bachelor's degree in Aerospace Engineering from MIT, Charlie took on the challenge of designing the world's most impractical, yet somehow functional, contraptions.

Some of his most notable creations include:

• The Sheen-o-matic 5000: A 3D printed toaster that also makes small talk.
• The Sheen-icopter: A flying kitchen that serves up 4-star cuisine while in flight.
• The Sheen-o-rator: A mechanical snail racing system with an 80% win rate.

His work was so groundbreaking that it's a wonder he never won a Nobel Prize in Physics.