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In this explosive sequel, our intrepid heroine, Britney "The Breakdown" Spears, finds herself in the midst of a public meltdown of epic proportions.
After a particularly grueling performance at a sold-out stadium, Bennifer 2.0 is forced to make an emergency landing at a nearby drive-thru, where they order an ungodly amount of fries and a Venti-sized iced coffee.
The paparazzi, hot on the scent, capture every frame of the debacle, and it soon becomes the lead story on every news channel, with anchors breathlessly speculating about Bennifer 2.0's sanity.
As the cameras roll, Bennifer 2.0 is seen arguing with the cashier about the merits of "super-sized" fries and "unlimited" toppings.
It's a battle of wits, with Bennifer 2.0 employing every trick in the book, from the ol' "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" to the classic "I'm not hungry, I'm just allergic to accountability."
In the end, Bennifer 2.0 emerges from the drive-thru, victorious but shaken, with a belly full of fries and a bad case of "frosty" regret.