In a shocking twist, our sources close to the A-list feline community reveal that several of Hollywood's most beloved cats are getting robotic surgery to revamp their image.
Take, for instance, Whiskerface 3000, the 5-year-old Sphyn who just underwent a botched robotic rhinoplasty and is now sporting a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses to cover up the damage.
Or Fluffy McFlufferson, the 7-year-old Persian who's still recovering from a series of botched robotic breast implants that have left her feeling like she's stuck in a never-ending game of "Pin the tail on the donut"?
Stay tuned for more updates on these and other celebrity cats getting robotic rejuvenation.