Episode 1: The Most Unsettlingly Unoriginal Episode

In a shocking turn of events, the latest celebrity dating show to hit our screens has been cancelled due to its inexcusable lack of originality. Contestants include a 32-year-old model who can't decide between her love of avocado toast and reality TV shows, a 41-year-old rock star who still thinks he's 25, and a 28-year-old social media influencer who only eats organic kale chips.

Cast of Characters:

• Ashley "The Avocado Queen" - 32, model
• Rocko "The 41-Year-Old 25-Year-Old" - 41, rock star
• Lily "The Kale Crusader" - 28, social media influencer

Will They Find Love? Unlikely.

We'll be honest, we're not holding our breaths. Or are we?

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