Celebrity Dating Shows 3: The Rules

For the discerning celebrity with a penchant for love and drama, we have the rules:

Rule 1: No Undergarments

You must not wear underwear on the show. Ever. It's just not worth it.

Go to Rule 1

Rule 2: No Personal Hygiene

Shower, brush your teeth, and floss, but only if you're feeling extra fancy. Otherwise, just wing it.

Go to Rule 2

Rule 3: No Personal Growth

We're not here to help you learn and grow as a person, we're here to watch you fight with your co-star for three weeks.

Go to Rule 3

Rule 4: No Exit Strategy

You must not have an exit strategy, because let's face it, you're stuck in this house with your co-star and three other desperate singles.

Go to Rule 4