Season 2 of "Celebrity Dating Shows" is here, and with it comes the same old questions: will they find love, will they find themselves, or will they just find more ways to humiliate themselves on national television?

Our contestants this season will be facing off against each other in a battle royale of love, all while dealing with the existential dread of living in a world where every move, every laugh, and every whispered secret is broadcast live to the masses.

Read on for episode two, where things take a turn for the worse, or better, depending on your perspective!