Mike: I don't get it. Why won't any of these women date me?
Therapist: Mike, you're a 35-year-old bachelor with a penchant for 20-somethings and a bad haircut.
Mike: That's not fair! I'm a catch! I've got a six-figure income and a sick abs workout routine.
Therapist: That's not the problem, Mike. You're also allergic to commitment, emotionally unavailable, and your love life is a never-ending Tinder loop.
Mike: (pauses) That's not true. I'm just... cautious.
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