Love in Bloom: Episode 1 - "I'm Not Crying, I'm Just Allergic to Emotions"
In this week's thrilling episode of "Love in Bloom", we have the honor of introducing you to a cast of charming, yet utterly dysfunctional, celebrities who will compete for the affections of our beloved bachelor, Balthazar McSnugglepants.
- Meet Balthazar, the 30-something actor with a heart of gold and a face that's been Photoshopped to within an inch of his life.
- There's also Daphne, the pop star with a penchant for drama and a collection of 17 cats.
- Jasper, the professional cage fighter, who's only love language is a well-placed uppercut.
- And don't forget Lola, the social media influencer with a waistline that defies gravity and a sense of humor that's as dry as the Sahara desert.