Welcome to Celebrity Dating Show Episode 3: The Plot Thickens!

Tonight's contestants are:

• Paris Hilton with her 12-year-old boyfriend, Timmy
• Kanye West with his 6-pack of identical twin models
• Britney Spears with her robotic, AI-generated boyfriend

Will they find love, or will they find themselves in a love triangle with a Kardashian?

Stay tuned to find out!