Principles 1: Wear clothes that don't make you cry
Principle 2: Never wear socks with sandals. Unless you're a 90s dad
Principle 3: If it's pleated, pleat it well
Principle 4: Don't wear pleated pants with a neon green shirt
Principle 5: If it's a tie, tie it around your waist instead of your neck
Principle 6: Never, ever, EVER wear Crocs with a three-piece suit