In 2018, I stole 47 matching socks from the local laundry facility. It was a crime of fashion sense, really. I mean, who needs socks when you can rock a single, bold statement color?
But little did I know, the real crime was the 17 hours I spent deliberating on what to wear with the missing socks. Was it the neon green onesies? The polka-dot undies? Or the striped ones with the wonky elastic?
My only regret is the 47 pairs were all black.