Warning, citizens! The Sock Serial Killer has struck again, this time targeting the most heinous fashion crime of all: mismatched socks.
- Victim 1: Jeans of Incontinence - A tragic case of socks of different fabric weights and textures
- Victim 2: Socks of Shame - A pair of socks with a 3-day old coffee stain that refused to come out in the wash
- Victim 3: Stripes of Woe - A striped sock with a pattern that clashed with the rest of the outfit
Stay vigilant, citizens! The Sock Serial Killer is still at large, waiting for its next victim...