Leopard Print Monkeys: The Fashion Crimes That Should Never Be Spoken Of
In a shocking turn of events, a group of fashion designers have committed the heinous crime of leopard print monstrosity. It's a trend that's been going on for far too long, and we're here to call it out.
The Perpetrators:
These fashionistas have seen fit to unleash their inner wild child on unsuspecting consumers, covering everything from socks to handbags to even sneakers.
The Victims:
We, the people who have to look at this monstrosity, are the real victims here. Our eyes are assaulted daily by the garish spectacle of leopard print monstrosity. It's a fashion crime that's been going on for far too long.
But fear not, for we are here to expose these fashion felons and bring them to justice!
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