Celebrity Love Horoscopes

Get the inside scoop on who's getting it in, who's not, and who's secretly in love with their accountant

Today

It's a wrap! Check out what the stars say about your favorite celebs:

Leonardo DiCaprio is going to get a sweet, sweet nothings from his significant other.
Kanye West is secretly pining for someone other than his wife, and it's not even a celebrity!
Ariana Grande just landed a role in a new rom-com, and it's going to be a real tear-jerker.

Tomorrow

The stars align in your favor, but don't expect any actual love life improvements.

Justin Bieber is more into burritos than love.
Rihanna is getting cozy with her bodyguard, and it's not just for security reasons.
Chrissy Teigen just needs a good therapist to deal with her love life.

This Week

Prepare for some major heartbreak and a possible public scandal!

Jennifer Lawrence thought she had it bad, but it's worse than she thought.
Justin Bieber just needs some space, but is that too much to ask?

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