Are you ready to boldly go where no breakfast has gone before? Do you have questions about our asteroid-harvesting omelette farm?
A: Of course, we've thoroughly irradiated them. Don't worry, we've passed the space-meat inspection. Our omelettes are 99% asteroid, 1% disappointment.
Q: How do you get the eggs from the asteroids?
A: We use a combination of space-age centrifuges, asteroid-sized egg-lasers, and a dash of intergalactic egg-technology.
Q: Are asteroid omelettes really a good source of protein?
A: Absolutely! Our omelettes are packed with protein, and by "protein" we mean whatever weird space-matter is in those asteroids. Try it and decide for yourself.
Still have questions? Contact us, and we'll try to answer them. But let's be real, you're probably just going to eat an asteroid and not think twice about it.