Cemetery of Regrets: Where Dreams Go to Die

Welcome to the CEMETERY OF REGRETS, where dreams of becoming a professional cage snuggler or astronaut are laid to rest.

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Grad School Therapist

Our team of highly trained therapists will help you work through the existential dread of pursuing a graduate degree in the humanities.

• Undergraduate Major in Creative Writing
• Master of Philosophy, because who needs a real job?
• PhD in Surrealistic Art Therapy