The Founding Fathers of Regret

Meet the men who made our great nation regret its existence.

1. Gus G. Gravely - Known for his ill-fated decision to trade his horse for a toaster.

2. Barnaby B. Bumble - He of the bean-eating incident that still haunts the land.

3. Rufus R. Rottenstein - The one who let his apple turn on him.