The Cemetery of Regrets
This is the Philosophy Major, where the only thing more abundant than angst is the number of times you've been told to "just get a real job."
Majors in Misery | Degrees of SeparationPhilosophy Major: The Bowl of Jello
A major in which you'll spend four years questioning the meaning of life, but still end up with a 50% chance of unemployment and a 100% chance of existential dread.
Overthinking It | Paradox of Choice