You've been searching for the perfect pizza, but it's just a myth, a fleeting dream, a mirage on the horizon of your taste buds.

But fear not, dear traveler, for we have the pizza that got away.

Pizza Recipe:

1. Preheat oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit.

2. Spread a layer of regret on the bottom.

3. Add a slice of whatif.

4. Sprinkle with the tears of a thousand midnights.

5. Bake for 20 minutes, or until crust is crispy.