Here lies That One Project, the codebase that refused to compile.
And nearby, the Other One Project, where the database still lives.
Don't forget to visit the Abandoned Idea Mausoleum, where concepts come to rest in peace.
Or the I Knew What I Was Doing mausoleum, where the dead of hubris reside.
But be warned, You will probably end up here too.
So, don't say we didn't warn you...