The Cemetery of Regrets
Where the dead and the living commingle in a swirling vortex of sorrow and despair.
Recent Burials:
Bert the Baker
I spent 30 years working at the factory. I died 5 minutes before my pension started.
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Sandy the Siren
I spent 10 years studying to become a professional mermaid. I died in a freak accident involving a poorly secured top hat.
More about Sandy the Siren
What Lies Beneath:
Deep in the depths of the earth, where the roots of the trees grow twisted and gnarled, the lost and the forgotten reside.
The Missing Remote Control
The Forgotten Sock
The Tragic Tale of the Forgotten Sock
Once, in a laundry room far, far away...
The Forgotten Sock
I was lost in the wash, never to be seen again. My family mourns me still.
My tale is one of love, loss, and lint. May it serve as a reminder to check your washing machine regularly.
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The Story of Socky the Sock Protector