Day 14: CEO's Existential Crisis

CEO's Panic Diary

Today, I woke up to a world where our sales numbers are down, our investors are breathing down my neck, and I'm pretty sure I left the stove on at home. It's going to be a long day...

Current Panic Level: 100%

What just happened to my entree?

About my memo to self...

About the state of the world...

Why is it always something?

I need a raise.