Welcome to the most thrilling, edge-of-your-seat review of the year that was 2021!
As we look back on the past 12 months, I'm proud to say that our company has achieved greatness. We've survived the pandemic, the Great Resignation, and the inevitable rise of AI-powered coffee machines that will soon replace all of us.
Our sales numbers are up, our employee satisfaction is down, and our coffee machine collection is now the envy of every other company in the industry.
Here are the highlights:
Marketing: Successfully sold 17 widgets to a single customer who still hasn't paid us.
Finance: Accurately predicted that our competitors would do something we didn't do, which we promptly followed up with a series of ill-conceived copycat moves.
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