2021 Edition
Slide 1: Our Company is the Best
Did you know that our company has been named "Best Company Ever" by a totally-not-fictitious magazine that only exists on Tuesdays?
- Our competitors are all jealous of our success
- Our employees are highly satisfied with their jobs (they're all secretly planning their exit interviews)
- We have the most amazing office views of any company in the world (it's just a parking lot)
Slide 2: Our CEO is a Genius
Did you know that our CEO has a Ph.D. in Extreme Golf Putting?
- He's written 12 bestselling books on the subject
- He's a 5-time winner of the World Golf Putting Championship
- He's been known to solve complex business problems with a single glance at a spreadsheet