Squirting Efficiently: The Art of Cephalopod Squirting

Are you tired of squirting like a amateur? Do you want to impress your fellow cephalopods with your refined squirting technique?

Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of squirting like a pro, from the basics of fluid dynamics to advanced techniques like the "Squirter's Twist" and the "Cephalopodian Squirting Frenzy".

So, what are you waiting for? Get squirting!