Are you tired of being seen as just another pretty face in the sea? Do you want to make a statement with your squirting abilities? Look no further than the Cephalopod Squirting Technique!
Technique
Our expert squirting instructors will guide you through the following steps:
- Develop a strong sense of purpose: What do you want to express with your squirting? Is it art? Is it politics? Is it a cry for help?
- Master the Squirting Stance: Feet shoulder-width apart, knees bent, and arms akimbo.
- Warm up those squirting muscles: A series of gentle squirting exercises to get you ready for action.
- Practice, practice, practice: The key to unlocking your inner squirting ninja.
- Refine your squirting style: A dash of flair, a pinch of panache, and a whole lot of attitude.
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