The Mysterious Case of the Missing Sprinkles
You've done it again, haven't you? Added an entire bag of sprinkles to your breakfast cereal, and now you're facing the consequences. The sweet, crunchy evidence of your gluttony is scattered across your countertop, a trail of colorful chaos leading to the empty box, its contents devoured, its cardboard prison broken.
Theories
- The Sprinkle-Fueled Epiphany: A Theory of Unbridled Consumption
- Krystal Clear Justification: The Science of Sprinkle Addiction
- Sprinkle-Fueled Identity Crisis: The Dark Side of the Spoon
