Certifications: Muddy Ninja 101

Course Description: A comprehensive guide to sneaking around like a pro

Course Overview: Learn the art of hiding in plain sight, throwing off your pursuers, and finding the best mud pits for optimal cover

Duration: 3 hours of intense, mud-filled instruction

Prerequisites: Basic ninja skills, ability to fit into a 6x12 hole in the wall

Level: 1/10, perfect for beginners (or those with a strong stomach)