Officially verifying the organic status of everything that's not actually organic.
We're like the USDA, but without the 'U', the 'S', or the 'D'
We certify everything. Yes, really. Even your aunt's cat. It's a thing.
Don't @ us.
We're not responsible for the state of the planet, though.
They're like us, but with more bureaucracy.
We've got an 'organic' certification for that too.
Disclaimer: Our certification process is not actually a thing. Don't sue us.