Certified Procrastinators Network

Welcome to the most productive place on the internet

We're not here to get anything done. In fact, we're not even here. We're just here to pretend to be here while we're actually just browsing cat videos on YouTube.

CPN is a community for those who've mastered the art of doing nothing. We're the champions of leisure, the virtuosos of video games, and the sultans of sleep.

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This page is dedicated to the art of doing nothing. Visit our Binge-Watching Subreddit for the latest on what to watch while you should be working. Or, stop by our Over-Caffeination Center for expert advice on how to consume enough coffee to keep you in a perpetual state of productivity-adjacent haze. And, if you're feeling particularly sleepy, join our Nap Technicians for professional guidance on how to craft the perfect snooze.