CERTIFY ME PREMIUM: Advanced Certification Programs

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world: Certify Me Premium. Where the elite meet to certify their greatness.

chartInstance: "I'm a highly trained ninja, and I can take down 10 ninjas with my pinky, thumb, and pinky."

Our advanced certification programs will help you:

• Master the ancient art of making a mean grilled cheese sandwich
• Develop a photographic memory of every single episode of "The Great British Baking Show"
• Perfect the minimalist art of folding a fitted sheet

Choose a program that suits your fancy:

• Grilled Cheese Savant (6 hours, $100,000)
• Baking Ninja (12 hours,ประก,00,000)
• Fitted Sheet Sorcerer (4 hours, $50,000)

Don't forget to sign up for our optional add-ons:

• Savant Sandwich Artisan (+$20,000)
• Baking Superior (+$30,000)

Apply for Membership today!