Certification of Supreme Excellence: You're Doing Great, But We Can Always Be Better.

We're thrilled to present to you the Certification of Supreme Excellence, a badge of honor bestowed upon those who embody the highest standards of mediocrity.

Upon completion of this certification program, you'll receive:

• The right to wear a badge of shame... er, we mean, pride.
• A complimentary subscription to our quarterly newsletter, "The Art of Being Slightly Better Than Average."
• A 10% discount on all future purchases from our online store, "The Emporium of Overpriced Goods."

Don't settle for mere mortal certification. Strive for Supreme Excellence. Levels of Excellence

We're watching you... and your progress. Progress Tracking

Disclaimer: Certification is not guaranteed. Results not guaranteed. In fact, results are almost certainly not guaranteed. But hey, it's free, right?