CHAAAAA-CHA-CLASSIFIED DOCS

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Subclasses:

Level 1: The Basics

Learn the fundamentals of Cha-Cha-Classes, including the art of doing nothing.

Sub-sub-level 1: The Art of Procrastination

Sub-sub-level 2: The Joy of Doing Nothing

Level 2: The Not-Quite-So-Basics

Build upon your newfound knowledge with more moderately challenging exercises.

Sub-sub-level 3: The Art of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Sub-sub-level 4: The Science of Doing Nothing Efficiently

Level 3: The "Who, Me?"

Master the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing with reckless abandon.

Sub-sub-level 5: The Dark Art of Doing Nothing with a Vengeance

Sub-sub-level 6: The Unapologetic Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing