Welcome to Cerebral Crunch Time, where the snack food is so good, it'll make you forget all about your existential dread.
We're currently experiencing a 99% chance of nachos, and a 100% chance of existential terror.
Learn more about our delusions of better snacks. Experience the dark night of the soul, but with more Cheetos. Read the epilogue to Cerebral Crunch Time, but don't expect closure.