It's 3 am. The sun has not yet risen. The darkness is oppressive. The air is thick with anticipation. For in this, the year of our lord 2023, the world is beset on all sides by the Searing Crisis.
A crisis so severe, so profound, so utterly searing, that it threatens to consume all that lies in its path.
You, dear user, are a survivor of this crisis. A stalwart defender of the status quo. A champion of... well, whatever it is that you're championing, because, honestly, it's not like it's going to matter in the end.
But fear not! For there is hope. A glimmer of hope. A Glimmer of Hope page, where the bravest of warriors will find solace and succour in the face of overwhelming despair.
The Solutions That Are Not Solutions page, on the other hand, is not for the faint of heart. It's a graveyard of half-baked ideas and poorly thought-out schemes. Proceed with caution.
And for the truly desperate, there's The Last Stand, where the only solution is a good ol' fashioned existential crisis.
But wait, there's more!