It's a phenomenon that has puzzled sailors and deep-sea explorers for centuries: the case of the missing socks.
Some say it's the result of the infamous Aby prophets, a cult of mischievous sea creatures rumored to have the power of sock-napping.
Others claim it's a side effect of the Glooping Waves that ravage the ocean, leaving no sock unscathed.
We'll get to the bottom of this mystery. Or, at the very least, we'll get to the bottom of the ocean.
Stay tuned for further updates, or, you know, just go ahead and search your room for your missing socks. We won't judge you.
This footnote brought to you by the Abyssal Treasures Institute.