By: Zorvath, the Great Abyssal Treasure Hunter
Wow, I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that I found this treasure, or the fact that I survived the journey.
First off, I'd like to thank my team of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants for their tireless efforts in crunching numbers.
I'd also like to thank the Nobel committee for this prestigious award.
Of course, no one could have done this without the support of my trusty map, Bertha.
I present to you this treasure: the Golden Coin of the Ancients! *holds up a golden coin*
This ancient coin is said to grant the owner one wish, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to use it to buy some new socks.
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