Abyssal Treasures FAQ

For the chosen ones, the ones who dare to tread where others fear the void.

Q: What is Abyssal Treasures?

We are an exclusive team of adventurers, treasure hunters, and existentialists. We seek to find the most elusive, the most coveted, and the most completely-irrelevant treasures in all the land.

Q: What kind of treasures do you find?

The kind that will drive you mad with wonder, make you question your own sanity, and possibly get you killed. Just another Tuesday.

Q: What kind of people are you looking for?

We're looking for those with a certain je ne sais quoi, a spark in their eye, and a strong stomach for the unknown. If you're still awake after reading this, you might just have what it takes.

Q: How much experience do I need?

We don't care about experience. In fact, we prefer it not. Experience is the worst. Experience is the enemy of true creativity. True treasures are found by the uninitiated, the untrained, and the completely- clueless.

Q: How do I apply?

Fill out the application form, which is hidden behind a secret door, guarded by a fierce and ancient creature. Or, you know, just send us an email. We'll get back to you when we're not busy reorganizing the meaning of life.

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