Terms of Service for the Ancient Tome

By accessing this ancient text, you agree to the following:

• Not to use the knowledge contained within for evil purposes, or for the purpose of summoning an Elder God.
• Not to share the text with anyone with a pulse, lest you wish to be responsible for the apocalypse.
• Not to alter or modify the text in any way, unless you're an authorized member of the Illuminati.

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you have read and understand the above terms.

Appendix: A list of forbidden knowledge Disclaimers: What we're not responsible for