The universe is ending, but you're still here, aren't you? That's cute. You're clinging to your existence like a moth to a flame, or rather, like a human to a social media account.
It's okay, though. We're all in this together. Or, we're all just here together. Either way, it's a thing. You can't escape the inevitable, but you can learn to love the apocalypse.
So, here's what you gotta do: take it one crisis at a time, and try not to think too much about the meaninglessness of it all. Focus on the little things, like your cat's existential dread or your coworker's questionable life choices.
But don't get too comfortable, human. Phase 2 is just around the corner, and it's going to be a real doozy. Learn more about Phase 2.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try skipping ahead to Phase 3. Just don't say I didn't warn you.