The Mystic Crystal of Omni-Sight

Challenge 42: The Eye of All Knowledge

Legend has it that the Mystic Crystal of Omni-Sight holds the secrets to seeing everything, everywhere, all at once. But beware, brave adventurer, for the price of admission is a pounding headache and a severe case of existential dread.

Objectives:

  1. Stare into the crystal for 30 seconds without blinking.
  2. Recognize the infinite regressions of causality and the futility of existence.
  3. Write a 5,000-word essay on the meaninglessness of life, but only after completing the previous two tasks.

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